A self defeating warning to all males, and to all those who are fondly attached to the idea of male genitals.
BME Pain Olympics is not for you, at all.
I've grown fond of watching 'reaction' vids on youtube, it's just a joy to watch people squirm, but I need context, so I watch the source too, makes it funnier to be honest, so I think I shall sum it up:
2 girls 1 cup, kinda ugh, had a rolo yogurt desert after..... which took a bit longer to eat than normal... and no, I did not savor it.
2 girls 1 finger, < cup, and a waste of 2 perfectly fine Asian girls, the cup girls were not so hot IMO. The few seconds before... I'll just call it a
Lion bar (safe link) came out, it looked 'decent'. Damn you god!:(
BME, oh my, a completely different story, and the only thing that will go trough your mind constantly is: "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT‽" (Thank you wikipedia for the interrobang.)
I have only come up with 3 reasons so far:
1. Drugs... a lot of them.
2. Knowledge of ones demise in the foreseeable future.
3. Complete and utter mental deterioration.
I have not done anything in this for a long while, but I thought I might as well post something.
My advice for you is: Stick to the reactions on some things.
If not, maybe you will start to appreciate what you have... I imply masturbation, but I think some of you out there will take a while before you even look at your penis again.
Oh, and I don't post anything here because I'm normally playing too much WoW, for the horde you bitches!