hblight ([info]hblight) wrote,
@ 2006-02-01 01:02:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend  Next Entry
Just one more step
A little entery for my inactive journal, it goes a little something like this:

I'm walking home today, and a bird poo lands on my shoe as the foot goes forward.

Am I lucky or the least bit unfortunate?

Just

Never question the difference one step can make.

(4 comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]ion_seal
2006-02-01 11:11 am UTC (link)
Once when I was walking, I saw a bird landing in a tree a few meters ahead of me, right above the path.
Since I'm a firm believer in Murphy and paranoid to boot, I stopped just two meters before it, and counted the time it would have taken me to be standing exactly under the bird, and wouldn't you know it?
Exactly when I was supposed to be under the bird, it shat, meaning if I hadn't stopped it would have gotten me square in the head.

Never trust birds...
Especially those that can shit while flying...

(Reply to this) (Thread)

[info]hblight
2006-02-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
And yet we were both avid listeners of 2 sense, barring bunny conversions or random co-hosts, was a avian hotspot for the most part.

Though I think pengwins are exempt from this stigma for they cant fly!

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]ion_seal
2006-02-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
On my current list I have seagull and doves because they can shit while flying, and I recently added swans, because they're always trying to bite me and are overly aggressive.
That excludes Eala Dubh, ofcourse, because he's half-seal. ;)

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]hblight
2006-02-02 01:12 am UTC (link)
I don't allways call seagulls seagulls, I sometimes call them 'shitty birds' for the reason that one bastered managed to nail me right on the chest once, on the zip of my jacket so I couldent take it off to clean it.... as I was walking into school. o.o;

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(4 comments) - (Post a new comment)

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…